How the hell can Hulk walk away from a date with Wolverine’s adamantium claws with just a few scratches but gets himself impaled on a puny little pole? Makes about as much sense as no one ever figuring out Superman’s identity because of his glasses.
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Deadpool had super strength at one point. The comics used to play fast and loose with his powers. Super strength doesn’t help much when your target is much denser and more compact than your weapon. The Hulk is hundreds of times more durable than a puny pole so trying to impale him on one would be about as helpful as trying to stab a concrete wall with a toothpick, regardless how strong you are. Deadpool it’s called karma and it’s pronounced haha fuck you. Actually, he set up a lot of shit. The hulk jumped like 100+ ft up in the air and obviously came crashing down. Deadpool even said “you know what the problem with jumping really high is? It gives your enemies time to create a plan” So the Hulk’s skin works like IA and IIA bulletproof vests? Can stop bullets in their tracks, but doesn’t hold up to blades such as makeshift spears? He needs to upgrade to IIIA. Those stop knives, too. Got it, seen it twice. Funking gutted it wasn’t the r18 version though. Hollywood must think us bits are a bunch of pussies or some shit. Damn retards, give us the r18 version already. Rant over. Deadpool is one of my favorite superhero films of all time!! Loved it! So funny and so fresh! Never seen a film like it. Ryan Reynolds owned it! Can’t wait for the sequel and can’t wait until it comes out on DVD a week tomorrow! I hated Deadpool. I just didn’t get it and I used to shove the cosplayers out of the way and go “You’re not funny! I don’t get it!” Then I watched the film and I get it now. I get it.
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