This Rick would never ask the Council of Ricks to help because 1) he hates them and 2) he wiped them out and caused the Citadel of Ricks to adopt a new government that elected Evil Morty as president.
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I love how Morty doesn’t even try to negotiate with them, he immediately realizes he’s fucked up and goes straight to the only person he knows can protect him. What’s even more hilarious is that Rick with all his god-like powers knows better than to fuck with squirrels as if he’s dealt with them before and knows it’s a fight he can’t win. Rick and Morty I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain. Rick doesn’t even say let’s go off the planet or ask the citadel of Rick’s for help, the solution leaves the entire reality. I was hesitant to add asking the citadel of Rick’s for help, as we all know he’d never do that. But it’s funny how leaving the freakin reality is a better idea than undermining his own pride and asking for help from himself.
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If you notice at the very beginning Rick says “Why are you making me do this for you again?” Was Morty already mindblown from the first time he tried on the helmet? And that’s where Rick’s firsthand experience of squirrels comes from? You’d think Rick would have learned his lesson. If squirrels cause you to flee realities I’d assume it would merit a bigger cautionary warning than “stay outta trouble”